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The Placid Pug, and Other Rhymes

by Alfred Bruce Douglas, P. P.

Price
Free
Language
en
Source
Project Gutenberg

What this book is like

This is a small collection of witty, rhyming verses, each one aimed at a particular type of person or situation—from a placid pug to bishops, vintners, vegetarians, and defeated candidates. The tone is gently satirical and playful, more like clever dinner-table banter than sharp mockery. The poems are short, self-contained observations on human (and animal) foibles, delivered with a light, amused touch. Reading it feels like flipping through a Victorian-era joke book where the humor is dry, polite, and quietly subversive.

Listeners who enjoy classic English light verse, or the humour of authors like Lewis Carroll or W.S. Gilbert, will find this a pleasant, quirky listen. Because the poems are brief and rhythmic, they suit audio well—you can catch the rhymes and punchlines easily without needing the page. Expect crisp, tidy performances of each piece, with pauses between verses, offering a few minutes of charming, old-fashioned amusement. It is not a story with a plot, but a series of small, polished gems.

About this book

Book from Project Gutenberg: The Placid Pug, and Other Rhymes The placid pug -- Ballad for bishops -- Song for vintners -- Hymn for humble people -- Versicles for vegetarians -- Hymn for howlers -- Dirge for defeated candidates -- Poem for the proud -- Song for sidlers -- Fragment for philosophers.

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